Womanly Facebook Status

I remember seeing this status on one of my friends status updates.

“Whatever you give to a woman, she will make it greater. Give her a sperm, she will give you a baby. Give her a house, she will give you a home. Give her groceries, she will give you a meal. Give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she has given . . . so if you give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!”

I meant to copy and post about it then but, well, I forgot.

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It wasn’t until I found it again on Irresistible Fascinations that I remembered just how much I liked it.

It is both funny and true.

Especially about me. Lol.

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