I’m apartment shopping (again!) and I visited a duplex that was upstairs/downstairs.
Very reminiscent of an apartment that I lived in for 6 years.
On my way up the stairs, I remembered my buttocks was always so nice and firm.
Those stairs are a killer!!
Imagine having to go up and down them every fricken time you want to enter or leave the house.
If you’re outside and need to go potty…up the stairs.
Coming home from the grocery store…up the stairs.
On your way out and you forgot something…up the stairs.
Yeah, no wonder my hinney was so high and high kicking!
Now, stop staring at my butt!