50 years ago, the Kinsey Institute made headlines for his research on the average size of the male penis.
The old results stated “one man in a hundred reaches beyond the 5 to 7-inch erectile median to 8; that seven men in a thousand go beyond 8; and only one in a thousand touches 9.”
But Durex and the Definitive Penis Internet surveys have cautiously proposed that there are more very big penises – between four and seven men in every hundred reaching 8 inches, between thirty and forty in every thousand reaching 9, and between ten and thirty in a thousand reaching beyond. And where the institute’s data showed that erections above 9 inches are so rare (a word, incidentally, that Kinsey himself always used rather than ‘big’) as to be statistically immeasurable, both surveys have suggested that one man in a hundred posts double figures.
Yay, for us, eh, Ladies (and dudes too).
Now, if only the bigger the penis didn’t usually equate the the guy being a giant douche.